Helena Bateman

When I met this girl in a nightclub, I told her I was a 20 year old Australian commercial artist when in fact I was still in 6th form. In this age of Kylie Minogue, Neighbours, Castlemain xxxx to be Australian was rather cool, and I found I could mimic my father (who had recently returned from his 12 year Australia sabbatical) rather easily. I will return to this story cos its unbelievable.

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